barack obama inauguration tickets

7 of the stupidly easy ways to get obama inaguration tickets.


  1. Work for some goverment leadership program i.e work with your governor or senator as some intern in there. You are guaranteed to be the person doing all the dirty work handing out the tickets. Of course you can yank one for your own good. dont beleive me check this story out

“One person lucky enough to get a ticket to the events, isn’t even old enough to vote.

He’s a Mesquite high school student, whose work with a government leadership program, has landed him a cozy spot for this year’s historic inauguration.

Daniel Oertling learns about politics inside his government class but in the coming months, some of his lessons will come firsthand.

“It’s exciting. I don’t know how to explain it, but it’s exciting,” he said.

The North Mesquite High School senior has been asked to Barack Obama’s inauguration ceremonies.”

2. Change your name to oprah and get unleashed. Oprah has been campaigning for her ticket since day one. And if obama has to suck obamas foot to get a ticket you better sure as hell know you are going to do some work for the ticket.

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3. Pay a shitload of money - Lets get one thing straight, i dont care if democrats come up with some stupid rule about getting those tickets- someone will pay some fucking money for them. Its not that hard to print an id from your laser printer and i sure as hell am not missing out on obamas innaguration

4. Go back in time and become friends with obama and help him with “community organising” and maybe you might even become a member of congress.

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5. Marry Michelle Obama - hahahhaha come on its possible. You just have go give that guy who doesnt look like hes heading anywhere a chance.

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6. You seriously dont think i would come up with 7 reasons on how to get obama tickets. They will be close to impossible to get.

7. Even if you get the tickets, how in the heck do you expect to go through 1million cars of traffic, plus heads of state plus first you have to get a hotel. Oh wait Hotels are sold out. :)

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