obama innaguration tickets

1. Wish you live inN.Y. Sen. Charles Schumer’s constituent. This guy apparently is the only guy who seems to know how to give out tickets correctly. WIth a fucking lottery. There is no other simpler way to give out the tickets. You can contact him through his website here and hope you get through. Wish we had smart senators like that around america.
2. You have got to love san franscisco news papers. Theres this smart dude who comes up with this idea. Well heres the thing, theres obama fevor right. Good now ask yourself this, who didnt vote for obama…tick tick tick thats right folks republican loving senators who dont give a hoot about the upcoming inaguration. So what should you do, well who in the hell do you think is going to obamas inaguration in january 2009. smile :). There you have it, approach republican senators for the tickets.
3. Just own a home in washington - thats right owning a house in washington is all you need to go to the inauguration obama ceremony in january 2009. Not only are hotels going to be sold out, in the spirit of giving some dude out there wont bother putting differences aside to see an african american president being sworn in to power.
4. Be super hot- well apparently there are all this postings on craigslist about guys with repulican connections that are looking for guys who need dates. It doesnt hurt to be nerdy when you have connections to get tickets.

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7. Looking for a SUPER HOT CHICK to take to Obama event with me - $1 (Chicago)

Reply to: sale-899798993@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-10-30, 4:22PM CDT

Looking for a super hot chick to be my date to the Obama event. I have no problem pulling hot girls in general so since I have Obama tickets you have to be not just hot but like super model hot, or if you look like Eva Longoria. Wanna be my date to Obama?”

5. Trade apple or message therapy help. It doesnt hurt if both you and your hubby have talents that you can offer to other citizens, thats why you should be ready to offer some free services right next to the election next year.

“9. Trade Massage or Apple Computer Help for 2 Obama Tickets (rogers park)

Reply to: sale-897911042@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-10-29, 9:32AM CDT

My partner and I are willing to trade a professional massage and/or apple computer HELP for 2 tickets to the Obama Rally on the 4th in Grant Park.

She is a licensed Massage Therapist, and I am a Mac specialist [ . . . ] She makes house visits all around the city, and works at a salon [ . . . ] we both have references.”

6. Be extra hot- surely there are guys out there who have deep connnections to obamas upcoming ceremony. Dont beleive me, i had this one guy give over 600 bucks to the obama campaign. This was a broke guy using his credit card for political donations. I am sure some of these guys will get some rewards. Nuff said check this out.

11. If you’re a hot chick & have 1 extra Obama ticket. how bout a dinner? - $1 (Chicago)

Reply to: sale-897977114@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-10-29, 10:54AM CDT

I am willing to take out a pretty & intellectual chick to dinner in exchange for going and usnig your extra Obama ticket.

How about that? sounds like a win/win/win to me.

-Obama in ‘08

oh, i’m easy on the eyes too, you will like. I just know it!”

7. Get unleashed. - Seriously, even oprah knows how hard its going to be to get those damn obama tickets and shes not fucking around. She went out with an oprah t shirt shouting at the top of her voice— “im unleashed, im unleashed nearly stopping short of saying - i want some free tickets, i want some free tickets, i want obama inauguration Tickets.